Reckon your boss can't get any more annoying? If he says any of these you're probably right...

Sometimes you hate your boss. Other times you want to flat out punch them in the face. Unsurprisingly, those times you want to sock ’em one seem to happen at the exact moment your boss says something incredibly stupid. We are right there with you, here’s some things we’ve hated hearing our bosses say.

It will only take 5 minutes

Look, I’m going to have to stop you right there and call bullshit. We both know im going to be sitting here working on this when you’re out the door and on your way home. No thanks! You can just keep that one and use your own ‘5 minutes’ to do it.

Jack’s on leave and I’ll need you to cover his job while he’s away. You’ve got time right?

No. I don’t have time. In fact I’m pretty sure that’s why you hired Jack in the first place…

This is wrong. Do it over.

Um ok, I’ll do it over. Do you mind telling me exactly what was wrong so I can make it… Oh, you’re walking away. Great. That will make it easier to fix this. We totally wont be spending the next month sending this back and forth and getting nowhere on it now…

I’ll take it under advisement.

No you won’t. We both know as soon as you walk away your going to forget about what I’ve just said. And to be honest I’m really not sure you understood what I was saying in the first place…

You have been doing really great these past few months but there’s just not enough room left in the budget…

Seriously? Seriously!? I’ve worked my ass off this year, I mean you’ve just told me how great I’m doing. Not to mention the tops dogs are about to get their ridiculous end of your bonuses and you’re telling me there’s no room in the budget for my job? None? Yeah, thanks a lot buddy…